Why would you want to contact me? Are you a stalker?
If so, you’re not a very good one. A good stalker would have my details already.
A great stalker would be at my window watching me type this.
An excellent stalker would be messaging me while I type this giving me editing tips.
But the best stalker, the one that’s really on top of his stalking game… well that would be me.
See you soon.
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